> 08:12 from: administrator@yahoo2.com

Urgent Message. This is an important message from the Email Server. Open the attached file with the label Important.zip

> 09:24 from: foxylady26@tisscaly.com

Re: got to open this

Hi Kevin. Great to get an email from you. Not sure what that attachment was you sent me. Nothing seemed to happen. I presume the "Ignore illegal operation" message was a joke? I forwarded it to Jane. Ciao, Susan

> 10:06 from: ac@greenfield.essex.org.uk

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Dear Mr K Broomfield, I would be very grateful if you would remove my email details from your computer. If you remember, your son was sent home from school for sending me pornographic pictures and arranging my funeral–twice. I assume you sent this morning's email by mistake.

Yours, A. Clarkson, Principal

>10:30 from: Angelfish@vergen.net

Re: got to open this

Kev, what are you doing? I'm married now to Butch Stevens–fraud squad. Delete you idiot.

> 11:18 from: theman@gobblefish.com

Re: got to open this

Hey, Kev. Trying to catch me out? LOL nice try. Ben

PS if you don't virus check this beast, you’ll have a system crash.

> 11:30 from: mgr@clarity_communications.com

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To K Broomfle988 ###~ be gra#^^789986 not $£--9 .?(() L%st warn9ng 93ty00+

> 12:02 from: virginpussy@virgenit.com

Re: got to open this

Kevin, we assumed your request was to subscribe for a bonus month to voyeur stockings. We used the credit card details from your last purchase. Happy viewing.

>12:14 from: accounts@loans_online.net

Re: got to open this

Mr K Broomfield. We are so glad to hear from you again. We thought you wanted to cancel your account but assume you now want to re-activate it. Accordingly, we have put £10, 000 into the bank account used previously and the monthly interest will be 38%

>12:27 from: administrator@yahoo2.com

Re: Re: got to open this

This is an important message from the Email Server. Open the attached file with the label Important.zip

>12:30

out of memory

out of memory

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